Achievements

Introduction

SQUIRT GAME ships with 21 Steam achievements and no hidden ones, which makes the list unusually readable as documentation. Several entries name a specific day and contestant scene, five map one-to-one onto the challenge ladder, two define the collectible milestones and three describe endings. This wiki treats the achievement list as the primary source for the game's structure, because it is the most detailed material Lewd Star has published. Where an achievement's condition is explicit, it is quoted in substance; where the public record does not pin a trigger, the entry says so instead of inventing a requirement. The page is organised by what an achievement asks you to do, so you can plan a run around story scenes, challenge wins, the point counter, collection or an ending, rather than hunting the list in the order Steam happens to display it.

Achievement Groups

Achievement Detail

Core Mechanics

The 21 achievements fall into five practical groups. Story achievements are bound to a single day and a single contestant scene, and each one is unforgiving in the same way: miss the scene and the achievement waits for the next run. Challenge achievements map one-to-one onto the ladder, with No Rush, Step by Step, Dream Team and Playing For Keeps for the four ranked wins, Shot In the Dark for the hint-free final win and You Nailed It for any first-attempt clear. Score and collection achievements are cumulative: Hodler wants 15,000 points banked before Day 5, Enthusiast wants half the collectibles and Collector wants all of them. Relationship and completion goals sit above the rest: Loverboy for maxed relationships, Playing the Field for every challenge with every contestant, and the completion achievement for unlocking the other twenty. Ending achievements are confirmed for three outcomes: Ruthless People for becoming co-host, A Good Old Fashioned for a rebellious performance and Sideways for defeat.

Advantages

The list is a map. Because most entries name their trigger explicitly, you can plan a run without external reference material, and you can audit a failed run by asking which named condition was not met. There are no hidden achievements, so nothing is missable in the sense of being undiscoverable; everything you need to know is on the page. The groups also make priority obvious. Story achievements are the most time-sensitive because they are date-locked, while score, collection and relationship goals can be advanced at any pace. And because the completion achievement exists and is explicit, the completion target is unambiguous: all twenty others, nothing more.

Challenges

One entry resists this structure. Rebel Without a Cause appears among the 21 names, but the condition is not pinned by the material this wiki has verified, so it is listed here without a claim about its trigger. Several achievements use thresholds without scales: relationships can be maxed but no meter is published, collectibles have percentages but no total, and points have a target but no earn rate. That combination makes mid-run verification impossible for the biggest goals, so a completion run is a matter of trusting the plan rather than watching a counter. Finally, date-locked story achievements mean a single missed evening can cost an entire run's completion, which is the harshest failure mode in the list.

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